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Incredible: The Mediocre Mother

When it comes to being a mother, I have an impressive resume of mediocrity that spans almost 14 years.

The highlights of this career include a wide expanse of duties (mostly unsavory) which include (but are not limited to):

  • Feeding another person with my body
  • Absorbing vomit with my hair
  • Bribery
  • Collusion
  • Sleeping at awkward angles
  • Watching The Mupp…
    …

    … Read more at HuffingtonPost.com

    A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. – Mark Twain

    fcm 4 2015-01-22 19:15:06.79

January 23, 2015 By Guest

Filed Under: Blog, Divorce Tagged With: Divorce, News

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